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Single mom for the week

Today marks the first day of a full week of me going it alone. And so far I have to say...it sucks. I would never want to be a single mom! Just in the last 24 hours I shattered my ankle (not really) by kicking a giant metal dump truck in the middle of the night, found plastic ninja stars in the toilet, lost the dog then found him again, and just now little Lincoln decide to spill a massive cup coffee (that I desperately needed) all over my laptop and my earbuds, which only had one working ear piece....Doubt they work at all now. And don't judge me on having coffee this late. I've got schoolwork to do still. 
The one good thing that did happen today was that I didn't have to cook thanks to my MIL, she took us out to dinner. And it wouldn't be a Werling dinner out if someone didn't throw up (Lincoln).
This is going to be chaos. I predict you all will be seeing me on the news shortly. Headline: Crazy mom goes on the rampage! 
I will break down, these kids will get the best of me, Gma will be called. And this house will stay a nasty mess. 


Scott where are you? Come back soon. 

To be continued...

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