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Single mom (for the week) update

Tuesday:
So this morning I woke up with a little bit of food poisoning from last night. My printer would not print off my assignments that I stayed up until 1am doing....but a quick stop at OfficeMax and it all worked out. 
Had a really good day at school, gave a speech and presentation like a boss. Then the boys came home and we decided to do Halloween decorations on the front porch. That's when it started going downhill. The garage door wouldn't shut and I had a mini meltdown...yes, I called my husband and cried while he talked me through it. Pity party for myself.
Wednesday: 
It was mostly without incident....
Except for when Lincoln decided to eat dog food and flood the bathroom. Oh, and the boys had dentist appointments. Odie was all numb and bit the side of his lip and cheek so much, it is just raw! Also, I ran with scissors and cut my arm.  I'm so blonde sometimes. We also did FaceTime with Scott tonight, (which we do every night) except tonight all the boys started crying and saying how much they missed their daddy. Ugh, you'd think I was some evil witch or something.
Thursday: 
Odie stayed home from school because his mouth hurt and momma is s sucker for his sweet face! Nothing was accomplished. Nothing.
Friday: 
I felt like baking so I started making a cherry pie. Lost the dog, again! Found the dog after running all over the neighborhood...Continued to be domestic. 
Thank God for my husband coming home tonight and for a girls night in, catching up on The Walking Dead. I need some zombie killing action after the week I've had! 


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