Things you shouldn't have to say to your sons: Hunny, don't spin the knife around! Put down the poop! Stop touching the puppy's wiener! Keep the ninja stars out of the refrigerator. No pooping on the dining room table! Get the goldfish out between your toes. Don't throat punch your brother. Keep your hands off the (public) bathroom floor! I didn't buy cubed cheese so you could stuff in R2-D2's leg! Stop "choking with the Force"! Stop being a robot and eat your dinner! Get your hands out of your pants! Get your hands out of your brothers pants! ! Get your hands out of your butt! Seriously, stop touching your butt! Don't wipe your hands on the dog. Get your Bat-A-Rang off the table.